Date: Fri, 10 Aug 2001
Subject: SYLVIA PLATH & 'EDIT, EDITORS, EDITING' POSTS FUSED INTO ONE, CENTAUR-LIKE (& ROCK BAND)

Well, since the daug days of August have depleted The List to a two-topic
dilemma ("Hmm. Shall I reply to 'Sylvia's Visions'--- OR to 'edit,
editing, editamus, editant'? Hm. Sylvia Plath great/non-great? [now
there's a tough one! Regis' "Wants to Be A Millionaire" offers 4-choice
Sylvia questions!]? magazine editing great/Plath-ish?)--- I thought it
might save time if we just fused the two:

If Sylvia Plath had lived (Counterfactuality Logic mode kicking in) and
were editor of a journal today, what would she say, which glossy would she
be edittting, which of the four teenage band members would she recognize as
hetero . . . ? which words would she see on her forehead? (and mightn't it
have been Great SYLVIA [scorched eternal damination fright wig] who left
mischievous Freud-like "Father! Father! Wake up! I am burning in the
next room while you sleep!" message on NEWLYWED SONDHEIMS' answering machine!? Nikuko jealous of recent Sylvia-reincarnation marriage?)

Similarly all-in-one labor-saving fused answer(s) to above Qs: {drum
roll}

COLLEGE ENGLISH: THE JOURNAL OF THE NATIONAL COUNCIL OF TEACHERS OF ENGLISH!

{Sylvia is EXCUSED from greatness/un-greatness Miss World-style competition
for the rest of her eternal damnation, since possessing A NOTE FROM HER
DOCTOR